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You can have your Blow Job if I can just get my martini

In my opinion | All I Remember Is...

by Matt Petryni

So recently I was in a bar, which shall remain nameless for its own defense, and I ordered one of the standard gin cocktails (think: the "martini" or the "Manhattan," for example). To a mild degree of surprise, the bartender told me he didn't know how to make it.

City gas tax will keep increasing without actual results

In my opinion | Strictly Niksonian

by Nik Antovich

I generally don't care to criticize local government. If I had to choose between power in Washington and power in state and local governments, the latter wins hands down. This is why I tend to aim my guns at the federal level, my modest attempts to tear apart big government.